[	Current Location	|	Pinky Princess Palace	]
[	Current Mood	|	giggly	]
[	Current Music	|	Wannabe	]

I.am.not.and.never.going.to.be.emo.!

And ESPECIALLY not those, "Can I just die, there's no point in living..." types!

That fucking whore has a lousy shit old sony erricson phone which has a crap ass camera.

I'm not being mean (okay maybe I am), but she started it. :D

She prolly see my phone had a scratch or two, and looks like just those ordinary normal phone, like no slides no flips and stuff (LIKE HERS WHAT?), and auto thinks its an old one... -.-

And prolly trying to comfort make herself about having such a lan pok phone :P

OR... to show off her phone. But her phone is so old it's not even on the sonyericsson page anymore (atleast, not on the first page.)

OH WAIT I FOUND HER PHONE HAHAHAH RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM!!! http://www.sonyericsson.com/cws/corporate/products/phoneportfolio/specification/j220c

Then I said (OK I LIED BUT I'M SURE IT WAS ON MAGAZINE BEFORE RIGHT?), "Really? Don't you read magazines much?"

HAHAHHAA AND SHE WAS SO FUCKING SPEECHLESS.

And she went to COUNT my $, so tomorow intentionally I'm going to bring $100 and tell her that's my weekly allowance. MUAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!

HAHA stupid dipshit. And whenever she tries to bimbo-talk me, I'm going to bimbo-talk back.

"The party was like sooo fun, we had extra food so we had a food fight cause it was all chips and stuff!"

"Really? That's like, so totally lame and amateur stuff! We had a waterballoon fight by my (not exactly my but just to shame her. It was in the condo) pool, and it was so fun, we were all soaking wet!"

"Like, oh my gosh, is anyone going to buy me a pizza turn over? *flirty smile*"

"Like, oh my gosh, what happenned, did someone chop your legs off?"

"I'm like totally going to put on make up tomorow!"

"Really? I'm going to have hair extentions and curl my hair and wear my heels!"

"I need to go to the bathroom, is anyone coming with me? *Smiles*"

"Don't you know how to wipe your ass yourself? *Stares, eyeswide*"

"Like, oh my gosh, I like this totally cute sundress, these guys kept looking at me when I wear it!"

"Sundresses are totally out of fad! Like, why do you even still own one?"

"Like, I like my deodorant spray, it has a strawberry smell!"

"No wonder why flies like to fly around you!"

HAHAHAHA OK TOMOROW MISSION 1: BIMBO-FY MYSELF.

Step One: I hardly ever wear make up but... I'm going to cake myself with concealor, eyeshimmer, eyeliner, lipgloss, and shit like that! HAHAHAH.

Step Two: I'm going to "like totally talk like this, like you know!"

Step Three: I'm going to act stupid and blur the whole day.

That's all I can think of, but yeah. HAHAHAH.

Maybe I should spray my hair blond. O_O

What better way to be a bimbo than to be a blonde?!

OK I WAS TRYING TO CUT OUT THE PIC OF BLONDE HAIR AND STICK IT TO MY FACE BUT FAILED. So too bad too sad, missed out on a great chance to laugh at me.

HAHAHAHHA OMG I CANNOT WAIT FOR TOMOROW NOW!!!! 8D

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I know I'm bitchy too, but atleast it's not as if I'm bitchy to girls, and then all giggly and friendly to boys right?! I AM THE FUCKING SAME TO ALL, except I don't really talk to boys unless I know them or are sitting beside me or something!

Worst of all, I DON'T ASK BOYS WHAT THEIR NAME IS, pester them non-stop by blabbering giggly act cute shit at them, and then when they are clearly hardly responding, go: "Hey, **** you don't even know me but you keep talking to me!" (in a totally bimbotic voice)

Yes asshole, it's totally basic manners to ignore people when they are talking to you. I mean, NOBODY responds when someone asks what their name is and jabbers on and on to you!

AND in classes show off that you got a handphone, especially when it's one of these,

*Ringing sound, which is from a electronic dictionary. People turn to face the boy infront of her, who is hurriedly muting it and looking embarressed*

"Hey, it's not me, it's not me! My phone's on silent mode, see!" and FLASHES THE PHONE TO EVERYONE, AS IF EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE "WOAH YOU GOT A PHONE!!!" and then after that, plays some music against her ear, and when people give her a perculiar look, she smiles and starts jabbering about her stupid phone.

Is it just me, or does her music sound more like a ringtone?  

(Actually I wasn't intending on blogging about her, and whenever I told myself to just CUT IT there, I find myself writing on and on!)

Anyway I found it fucking amusing how this boy totally ignored her and walked off after packing his bag, and she was standing beside him jabbering, and then to save herself, she pretended she was talking to me, and kept following me and my friend when we made it obvious we wanted to talk by ourselves.

Don't say I'm being mean to the new kid, blabla (OH DID I MENTION SHE'S NEW? She is), that I was one too, but I didn't fucking go around squeezing girls' kneck till they sprain it, acting like she's some big hot shot, sucking up and flirting with boys, sucking up to girls, and ignoring girls when boys are around.

It is tempting to list out her different methods of flirting but... *slaps myself*
xoxo.

(HAHAHA SOMEONE IS GOING TO LOOK LIKE A BIG FAT BANANA ON MONDAY)